Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those jerks were fast as lightning
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
But they did it with expert timing
Make sure you have expert timing
There were funky China men
From funky Chinatown
They were trapping when up
They were trapping when down
Its an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
For my friend, aint you a stiff
Then Im kickin from the hip
There was funky Billie Jim
And little Sammy John
He said, here comes the big boss
Lets get it on
We took the bow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff
Now were into a brandnew trip
Keep on, keep on
Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning
Had to be fast as lightning
